Lines: Still zigzag. Colors: Extra. Purpose: To outshine your ex’s entire personality.

Fueled by caffeine, queer joy, and the unshakable belief that black-and-white mugs are a crime against humanity.

Warning:
- May cause sudden urges to redecorate your entire life in rainbow.
- Not responsible for spontaneous dance breaks or newfound hatred of beige.
- If the colors start to make sense, you’ve lost the plot.

Product Features:
- Glossy ceramic finish (so your cats and your aesthetic shine brighter than your future).
- Vibrant, durable print (won’t fade, unlike your patience for monochrome bullshit).
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (because adulting is already too gray).
- 11oz & 15oz sizes (for "I need a splash of color" mornings or "why is it only 9 AM and I’m already over it" afternoons).
- Lead & BPA-free (safe for you, unsafe for dull conversations and bad vibes).

Care Instructions: Dishwasher-safe (top rack) or hand wash with warm, soapy water. Avoid existential dread and dropping—this mug is a survivor, but even it has limits.

EU representative: Read Queerly, info@readqueerly.com, Molenstraat 20, The Hague, Zuid-Holland, 2513BK, NL

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap